Things You Shouldn’t Say in the Bedroom- Part Two

Do you smell something burning?

I knew you’d be good.  I’ve been watching you in action from outside your window for months.

I should’ve had a V8.

Can you pay me first?

I am getting “it” cut off as soon as my benefits kick it.  Just move it out the way.

Your sister was better.

Does your son have to be in the room with us?

I think I just heard my Mom.

You look like my Dad.

Wrong hole.

Are you sleeping?