Erotic Instructions:
Why You’ll Love It:
Courtesy of cosmopolitan.com
Erotic Instructions:
Why You’ll Love It:
Courtesy of cosmopolitan.com
Our First Vibrator
When I asked Liz what she wanted for her birthday, I expected her to say perfume or jewelry. But she had something else in mind.
“A vibrator? Are you serious?” I said. She giggled nervously, but I knew that she meant it.
Liz was easily embarrassed and almost virginal in style. But her lascivious streak never failed to surprise me. She could charm dinner guests while playing with my cock under the table. I looked forward to shopping.
A few days later I visited a store called the Pleasure Chest, a 7-Evelen of sex toys and paraphernalia. Men in three-piece suits with blond, manicured girlfriends perused cock rings and crotch-less panties. A gay couple in black leather and studded chokers examined a giant two-headed dildo with “lifelike veins.”
The vibrators on display ranged in size and color from monstrous flesh-colored models to butt plugs that resembled night-lights. Some were expensive semi-orthopedic devices with sponge-covered balls affixed. Others were strap-on affairs that promised stunning orgasms for the woman daring enough to wear one. Options included variable speeds and intensities, hand crank, AC-DC adaptors, kits with lubricants and spiky rubber sleeves.
I eventually decided on two sleek, white missile-shaped models like the ones that turn up occasionally in drugstores. Each package portrayed a woman smiling beatifically as she held the little bullet to her cheek. “Eases muscle tension, “ the copy proclaimed. The big one, about ten inches long, was an inch-and-a-half in diameter near the rigid bottom and tapered to a point. The other was no longer than four inches and nearly the same thickness.
When I handed the boxes to a clerk in black leather and crew cut, he looked up in mock horror. “Two?” he intoned. “Aren’t we being a little piggy?” I mumbled something out of embarrassment, but he paid no attention. With the nonchalance of someone who had tested vibrators a thousand times, he threw batteries into each one, twisted them with a flick of the wrist, then flipped them back into the box. Like a waiter reciting the specials of the day, he then advised: “Remove the batteries after each use. Keep hem clean. Don’t use them in the tub. Have a nice day.”
Liz tore the wrapping paper away like a kid. “You really did it?” she cried. Then she started giggling “Two! Oh, my God. “
I slipped the big one out of the box and turned it on. Liz gasped. “Jesus, it’s loud, isn’t it?”
“Don’t worry, “ I said. “The neighbors will just think it’s an electric toothbrush.”
With the thing still buzzing in my hand I put my arms around her and lifted her skirt from behind. I slid it down her ass and between her legs. The sound was muffled as it disappeared beneath thighs and poked it through to the front. Liz’s mouth dropped open with pleasure. I kissed her deeply while lifting her gently to her toes with the vibrator pressing against her cunt. She was moaning now as her weight brought the buzzing bullet into direct contract with her clitoris.
I put it between us and we held it with our crotches while embracing. Liz began to grind against me. I pulled down her pantyhose and took off my shirt and tie. We kissed deeply. My hand played with her cunt. It was open and wet as her outer lips gave way to my fingers.
I moved down to kiss her breasts and suddenly jumped. The vibrator was between my legs. Liz was rubbing it over my ass and against my balls. I felt a boiling sensation against my peritoneum, a buzzing throughout my testicles and inside me. “That feels weird,” I shuddered, “but wonderful.”
Liz smiled lewdly as she roamed with it all over my thighs and crotch. “A cock of my own, “she giggled. “How do you like that?”
I was fully erect. I knew I would come in seconds if I entered her. So I took the vibrator and used it to caress her breasts and stomach. She closed her eyes slowly parted her legs, pushing a pillow beneath her. “I’m the birthday girl,” she whispered. “And I want my present now.”
I felt like spurting my come all over her stomach. But I wanted to climax with her. So instead I knelt beside her on my haunches. I stroked her face with one hand and nuzzled buzzing vibrator into her opening. Its quivering tip just barely nudged her cunt open. Liz moaned and whimpered and finally pleaded, “Oh, please, don’t tease me.”
Our lovemaking always had an element of taunting. When she was excited, I made her admit that she was hungry little whore. That admission caused her last inhibition to snap and she would grow even wilder, bucking her hips and in a low guttural voice begging to be fucked.
So I teased her with the dildo, pushing it in slightly and withdrawing it. “We have a hungry little cunt tonight,” I murmured.
“Please don’t do this,” she sighed. “Stick it in me. Please.”
Bringing her knees up she swallowed three fourths of the vibrator. I pulled It out and slowly slid it back and forth again and again. It made wet smacking noises as it parted her pussy. She moaned softly, lost in the pleasure coming from between her legs. Then I began pumping her with a steady rhythm. I watched her buck to meet every thrust. The buzzing went from loud to soft as the shiny white cylinder slithered deeply in and out of her.
My voyeurism became rampant now. Wanting to see her pleasure herself, I placed her hand over my own on the vibrator. She grabbed it without hesitation and then she began plunging it into herself even faster than before.
While Liz was fucking herself furiously with the ten-inch dildo, I leaned over to retrieve the little one from the bedside table. My cock brushed her face. With her eyes still closed, Liz parted her lips and stuck out her tongue to find me. In a moment I was inside her warm mouth and her cheeks were contracting feverishly while she kept the big dildo tight in her fist.
She sucked me with groans of pleasure, arching her head and neck form the pillow. I snapped the little vibrator on and moved it down her stomach, toward her clit. When I penetrated her with it her jaw went slack and hr body stiffened. My cock fell still shiny with saliva from her mouth.
“Oh, honey, keep it there. Please don’t stop,” she begged. I held the little vibrator lightly against her exposed clitoris and knelt back to watch.
It was a view I had never been privy to before. Liz’s body was stiffening as if taking an electric charge. Her hands fell limply to her sides, but the big vibrator still jutted from her thick pubic thatch, held only by her muscles. From the look on her face, I knew we were in the countdown stage.
Suddenly her torso arched upward and a low, breathy “Ohhh” came from her lips. She shook and quivered and gasped for nearly a full minute. I was voyeur and participant, feeling something close to wonder to see her in that state. She was so out of control, so abandoned to the pleasure coursing through her cunt, that I felt a small pang of jealousy, When her breathing returned to normal, I fought back my own greed and whispered in her ear, “Happy birthday.”
I knew Liz would soon get horny again, but I was anxious. I reached over for a bottle of baby oil on the bed stand and dripped some onto my cock till it glistened. With on hand I lubricated myself until the oil made a popping sound. With the other I parted her cunt.
Kneeling between her legs, I pumped my erection, waiting for her eyes to open. I knew she loved to watch me do this. It reminded her of porno movies we had seen. When she finally looked at me a smile spread across her face and she raised her legs in the air. I slid into her with ease. She squeezed her cunt muscles in welcome.
“You feel so warm and big,” she said. “Just let me lie here and get fucked by that big thick cock.” She bit my lips, sucked my tongue and begged me to fuck her. “I’m so open, I’m so wet,” she groaned as I slid in and out of her.
After about ten thrusts I was ready to come. I wanted to hold back, but Liz was milking me with her cunt. I slowed down, and began to lick her breasts when I heard one of the vibrators snap on. Liz was pressing the small one-still wet with her juices-against my ass. The buzzing tip suddenly slipped all the way in. I started thrusting furiously, feeling nothing but that churning inside me and my come coursing up through my cock.
“Shoot it,” she cried. “Shoot it into me, make me take it.” I pushed my cock deep inside her. Liz was moaning-for me, for my pleasure-while holding the vibrator against my ass. With my last spasm I fell on top of her and we shared a deep, wet, tired kiss.
The two vibrators became a part of our sex lives. We named them Jo and Joe and even took them with us on weekends to the country. It was on one of those weekends that I raised the subject of her Christmas gift. She mused for a moment, then looked up at me with an innocent smile and said, “Batteries.”
courtesy of Penthouse
Erotic Instructions: Your guy lies on his back. Facing him, lower yourself onto his penis in a kneeling position. Keeping your knees on the bed, curl your feet around the inside of his legs, likely around his knees. Lean forward and grab the bedsheets on either side of his head. While holding the sheets — and your feet wrapped around your man’s calves — squeeze your butt, tilt your pelvis, and move in small, tight motions.
Why You’ll Love It:
Giddy up! By gripping the bedsheets and using the self-created “stirrups,” this quasi-cowgirl configuration offers lots of leverage — you’ll maintain a steady rhythm without losing momentum before reaching orgasmville. And since your body is positioned higher than in the typical girl-on-top, your clitoris can easily rub against his pubic bone. courtesy of Cosmopolitan.com
Courtesy of cosmopolitan.com
My,my,how far we’ve “cum”…
So, after years of struggle, the women’s liberation movement has reached unprecedented heights. The right to stand in line for a free vibrator and do so proudly…lol. As many of you may know, the Trojan company has been offering up free vibrators to the masses this week in NYC. After a false start, due to Mayor McShorty attempting to keep the “buzz” off the street, Friday brought free pleasure for all those brave enough to stand in line. Now, to my surprise, the crowd was as diverse as NYC itself. I had imagined that the line would consist of some daring college girls, some that subscribe to “alternative” lifestyles, and some curious tourists. Well, maybe we can attribute it to the “50 Shades” phenomenon, but some of the people picking up a new “friend” were awe inspiring. You had women in business suits, granny’s with walkers-no joke, “spirited” young men, and Mom’s pushing offspring in carriages. Well, I say bravo ladies!! Gone are the days of having hubby creep into a “video store” to buy your electric boy toys. Although, that gives us one less chance of visiting a peep show. Gone are the days of purchasing a rabbit from Amazon and hoping it is shipped in a discreet brown box. While the UPS guy winks at you knowingly upon delivery. Stand free ladies, stand tall, don’t hide under the covers in the dark of night. Let your freak flags fly brazenly in the wind!! First the right to vote, then the right to marry within, next stop……buzzing in the White House bedroom!!
By Chris Stoll
Tonight is the kickoff of the Summer Olympics. It’s an exciting time for the athletes who worked hard to condition themselves to be the very best. One should also strive to be the best in the bedroom.
Has your love life become dull and mundane? Do you lack stamina or endurance? Are you just sitting back allowing your partner to put in all of the work? If you answered yes to any of the above, then you need to train like an Olympian so you can perform like a Champion.
1. Train hard so you can achieve ecstasy.
An estimated 30% of women have trouble achieving orgasm and 80% have trouble achieving orgasm from intercourse alone. An Olympian is focused and determined. To that end, find out what it takes to get you there and practice. Once the body is accustomed to achieving pleasure, it becomes easier to get there each time.
2. The modern pentathlon is a <a title=”Sport” href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport”>sports</a> contest that includes five events: <a title=”Pistol shooting” href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_shooting”>pistol shooting</a>, <a title=”Fencing (sport)” href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_(sport)”>fencing</a>, 200 m <a title=”Freestyle swimming” href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freestyle_swimming”>freestyle swimming</a>, <a title=”Show jumping” href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_jumping”>show jumping</a>, and a 3 km <a title=”Cross country running” href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_country_running”>cross-country run</a>.
So, obviously you aren’t going to challenge your partner to a “freestyle swimming” event in the bedroom; but to compete in a pentathlon you must be a master of five events. Carry this concept over to the bedroom. Spice things up with different positions, bedroom toys & props, erotic movies etc. The point is; make it interesting! You might even want to schedule a mini event where the objective is to deliver the most pleasure possible, in five different ways; pentathlon style. After all, the gold, silver and bronze all lead to the Big “O”.
3. Eat and drink the Breakfast of Champions.
An Olympian is in great physical condition. They don’t neglect or abuse their bodies. They eat well and limit junk food. Watch your diet and include foods known to enhance your bodies’ natural chemistry. Pineapple juice has been said to enhance your personal flavor. Your lover will definitely thank you.
4. An Olympian is willing to work hard to win.
That means watching the competition’s footage and seeking advice. Now, let’s not get over literal here. You aren’t actually competing with anyone, well, if you are, that’s another blog; but, for our purposes, watch porn, visit a strip club, or read an erotic how to book. Just think, you can play a round or two of outdo the pornstar or take some queues from strippers and plan a sexy strip tease.
5. Run the long distance race.
Sure sprints are fun and they require speed and strength, but long distance runs require endurance. The average woman requires 20 minutes of foreplay prior to achieving orgasm. Instead of racing to the finish line, take the slow and steady to the end approach. If your partner is getting too excited, slow down and adjust so you can reach your peak.
So as we sit back and enjoy the summer games, remember that you don’t have to be an athlete to be an OLYMPIAN in the bedroom, but you can definitely use some of their mantras and techniques to enhance your sexual experiences. <iframe width=”420″ height=”315″ src=”http://www.youtube.com/embed/EbHw8DBCXQ8” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen></iframe>
Signing Off A Single in ATLANTA & Single in New York collaboration
Have him sit down in a low chair with his legs relaxed. Facing him, straddle him with your feet on the floor, slowly lowering yourself onto his erection with your knees bent at a ninety-degree angle. Start by letting just the tip of his penis enter you, then lower yourself inch by inch until you’re allowing him full entry by bearing all the way down on his thighs.

This is a highly affectionate pose with maximum upper-body contact, which naturally lends itself to languid kissing, hugging, and caressing. Best of all, since you’re in the driver’s seat you can stay in sync with him, so as a final reward you may be able to experience that explosive, but often elusive, moment: the simultaneous orgasm! This racy rendezvous is a surefire way for combustible carnal results.
Read more: Time Bomb Sex Position – Cosmopolitan
I miss your touch
I got home from work late. Rushed to make sure your dinner was on the table. I’m fresh; the stress and the grime of the day washed off my body. Just waiting patiently to kiss you, while fantasizing about all the ways we’d prove our love, while passing the time.
You arrive home. We eat, laugh, joke, and talk. We share a love and a bond so strong. When we make love our bodies become one. We can’t tell where your heartbeat ends and mine begin.
It would start with a kiss, slow and passionate. Next, you’d undress me slowly, basking in my body as if it was the first time. Your fingers move down my abdomen to my sweet spot. I’m already ready for you to penetrate me. Instead, you lay me on my back. Tasting my sweet nectar slow at first then faster. You lays know where to touch and how to do it. I’m begging to taste you, but you pin my legs down while you feast on my kitty.
After my body quivers, convulses, and shakes; you bless me with your rod. Ready to please and aiming to satisfy. Deep, slow strokes turn into fast and hard deliberate penetration. It hurts so good. Our bodies meld into each other as our sweat becomes one. We kiss and touch and I scream your name, as you drill me over and over. Always sensing when I’m close, you slow down and aim for that special spot that sends me into ecstasy. We cum together. Spent and satisfied.
I look to my side and it was all a dream. I felt you just like it was real. Yet, you’re gone. And I still miss your touch.
Cinnamon
Q. My boyfriend and I have been talking about having sex and he is MUCH bigger than any other guy I have been with. I don’t know what positions I should use to WOW him because I can do anything I just need some help. Advice?
A. I’m assuming you want something spicy to start things off right. I would suggest:
You’re in complete control here, and the reason it feels so good is that you’re literally sitting on his member, giving him no choice but to bury himself deep inside you. And when he’s upside down, the blood will rush to his head, allowing him to experience what’s called erotic inversion, and sending tingles to his upper body that will turn his climax into an otherworldly experience.
Or:
This position will allow you to manually stimulate yourself while he thrusts. Tilt your pelvis and contract your PC muscles and experience mind-blowing g-spot stimulation.
And since you said he’s big, try:
You’ll control the depth of penetration in this position. If his size takes some getting used to, meet him with shallow thrusts. Rock and writhe your way to bliss.
Either way, don’t put so much effort on “wowing” him for the first time and lose out on enjoying the first time. Take things slow and add some foreplay so you’ll be all prepared to take all of him in, literally. Try out some lube, to keep things slippery. Or add some unisex arousal balm to kick things up another notch. Most of all enjoy! Don’t feel pressure to pull out all the stops in the beginning because you don’t want things to get stale.
Hope this helps! Happy Sex!
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Read more: Now and Zen Sex Position – Cosmopolitan
Why You’ll Love It:
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