Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom

My sister said you were great in bed.  I guess we have different standards.

Was that it?

Are you in?

How long is this going to take?  I have a date at nine.

Should I pay now or after?

Do you take credit cards?

I want a refund!

This never happens to me.

Just try to keep it down; I don’t want to wake my baby.

My husband just got home.

I’m pregnant…and it’s yours.  I can just feel it.