Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom
My sister said you were great in bed. I guess we have different standards.
Was that it?
Are you in?
How long is this going to take? I have a date at nine.
Should I pay now or after?
Do you take credit cards?
I want a refund!
This never happens to me.
Just try to keep it down; I don’t want to wake my baby.
My husband just got home.
I’m pregnant…and it’s yours. I can just feel it.