Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom

I thought it would be bigger?

Is that it?

Hey Mom!

I think I’m in.

Is that your stomach?

Have we met?

How long will this take?

Stop! Stop! Stop!…I think I have a cramp!

Red light, Green light, 123

Conjunction junction.  What’s your function?

This doesn’t usually happen to me.

I think I did your Mom.

You look just like your Mom/Dad with the lights out.

I farted!

You smell.

Are you following me?

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