Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom
I thought it would be bigger?
Is that it?
I think I’m in.
Is that your stomach?
Have we met?
How long will this take?
Stop! Stop! Stop!…I think I have a cramp!
Red light, Green light, 123
Conjunction junction. What’s your function?
This doesn’t usually happen to me.
I think I did your Mom.
You look just like your Mom/Dad with the lights out.
Are you following me?
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