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Position Tuesdays-The Erotic Roller Coaster
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Cries of Ecstasy
Cries of Ecstasy
I paced the floors for hours
Waiting for you to arrive,
And when you finally got here
I kissed and hugged you tight.
I led you to my bedroom
Where I stripped you bare,
And I attached you to restraints
Placed with loving care.
You looked at me so lovingly
As you moaned so sweet;
You were fastened securely,
And I began to lick your feet.
Your moaning changed to screams
As I reached the junction of your thighs;
I used every technique I knew,
And your screams turned into cries.
Cries of begging and pleading
To take you over the top;
Give you total fulfillment,
And to never stop.
You bucked and writhed out of control
As you screamed and cried,
But I kept slowly teasing you
Until you thought you’d die.
When you could take no more,
I let your explosions begin;
And I kept them going
Until you were exhausted within.
DaLovePoet (Mike Diaz)
Morning Sex
Morning Sex
It starts out
More need than want
You pull my panties down
Just low enough
Half asleep
Your first thrust
My eyes fly wide
Open
A steady rock
A dance from behind
On our sides
Not for long
You roll
Get on top
My face buried in the pillow
My ass rises to meet your thrusts
I’m so close
You moan
“I’m so close”
That’s enough for me to cum
I say your name
The only intelligible word I mutter
I tighten around you
I milk you
You shake
Give one final thrust
Trembling you collapse on top of me
Your heart pounds on my back
Just a moment I’m covered in you
Until it’s time to get up
What a way to start the day
by, abbeyyoungblood
Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom
Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom
My sister said you were great in bed. I guess we have different standards.
Was that it?
Are you in?
How long is this going to take? I have a date at nine.
Should I pay now or after?
Do you take credit cards?
I want a refund!
This never happens to me.
Just try to keep it down; I don’t want to wake my baby.
My husband just got home.
I’m pregnant…and it’s yours. I can just feel it.
Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom
Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom
I thought it would be bigger?
Is that it?
Hey Mom!
I think I’m in.
Is that your stomach?
Have we met?
How long will this take?
Stop! Stop! Stop!…I think I have a cramp!
Red light, Green light, 123
Conjunction junction. What’s your function?
This doesn’t usually happen to me.
I think I did your Mom.
You look just like your Mom/Dad with the lights out.
I farted!
You smell.
Are you following me?
Send your funniest bedroom one-liners to us at ToyClosetNYC.com
Passion’s Flames
A touch, soft and tender.
A whisper, full of desire
A gasp of sweet surrender
As passion fuels the fire
No words spoken between them
No promises to be kept
No lies being told tonight
No looking back – no regrets
Longing to hold each other
Such precious little time
Both vowed to another
Being lonely their only crime
Tomorrow bringing sorrow
A brief moment of shame
With the memory of this one night
A release from passion’s flames
by,
Jeffrey Carter
My Craving
My Craving
I want a taste
Please give me that touch
My mind’s a waste
I crave it too much
The days are too long
The night moves too swiftly
My balance is wrong
My head feels so empty
I want to feel that kiss
That burn and that sting
My skin, it does miss
The pain that you bring
Please rid me of thought
Of speech and of feeling
Make my body taut
With your flogger’s sweet healing
Purge me, my demons
Please cleanse my soul
Make me your leigon
My body, yours to control
Please bend and break me
With force and your power
Love me and forsake me
In your presence, I want to cower
When you’re all through
And my tears are streaming
I’ll look up at you
With thanks, for my beating
Day 30 – Readers Choice
You’ve made it through our 30 day, sex a different way everyday challenge.
Hopefully, the increased action has helped nurture your bond. Or you just had a whole lot of sex.
We’d love to hear about any bloopers related to the 30 day challenge. Did you fall off the bed mid-romp? Did he fall asleep during the “15 Minute Orgasm” (Day 20)?
Either way, email us at ToyClosetNYC@gmail.com.
Day 29 – Attend a Sex Seminar Together
Attend a sex seminar together for new ideas to try out in the bedroom.