Position Tuesdays- Sexy Scissors

You lie faceup on a desk or tabletop with your hips perched on the very edge. Raise your legs to an eye-popping 90-degree angle, then have your guy grab your ankles. He extends his arms out to his sides, and as your legs are spread-eagle, he enters you while standing. Next, he starts alternately crossing and spreading your legs like scissors, opening and closing as he thrusts.
No other love lock will offer you such a body-rockin’ range of sensations. One second your limbs are in an erotic X and you’re supertight for a snug fit — then suddenly you’re wide open and able to take him in deliciously deep. We guarantee these thigh-melting maneuvers will lead to a whoa-baby wave of Os


Position Tuesdays-The Erotic Roller Coaster


As your guy lies on his back, straddle him facing his feet. Sitting up straight with your hands on his hips, grind into him slowly for a few minutes, building up intense sensations. Think of the slow climb at the beginning of a roller coaster ride. Then, once you have the ideal angle, you can speed up, letting loose as you vary the depth of penetration. Next, lean back, steadying yourself with your hands (placed next to his sides) until your back presses against his chest. Then bring the racy ride back up again, and repeat until you’re both fully thrilled. Whee!
Because there’s little eye contact, your man feels free to engage in reckless role-playing, a major turn-on for you both. And when you lean back, he’ll be able to caress your breasts, stomach, and clitoris, giving your hot bod the attention it deserves.



Cries of Ecstasy

Cries of Ecstasy

I paced the floors for hours
Waiting for you to arrive,
And when you finally got here
I kissed and hugged you tight.

I led you to my bedroom
Where I stripped you bare,
And I attached you to restraints
Placed with loving care.

You looked at me so lovingly
As you moaned so sweet;
You were fastened securely,
And I began to lick your feet.

Your moaning changed to screams
As I reached the junction of your thighs;
I used every technique I knew,
And your screams turned into cries.

Cries of begging and pleading
To take you over the top;
Give you total fulfillment,
And to never stop.

You bucked and writhed out of control
As you screamed and cried,
But I kept slowly teasing you
Until you thought you’d die.

When you could take no more,
I let your explosions begin;
And I kept them going
Until you were exhausted within.

DaLovePoet (Mike Diaz)

Morning Sex

Morning Sex

It starts out
More need than want
You pull my panties down
Just low enough
Half asleep
Your first thrust
My eyes fly wide

A steady rock
A dance from behind
On our sides
Not for long
You roll
Get on top
My face buried in the pillow
My ass rises to meet your thrusts
I’m so close

You moan
“I’m so close”
That’s enough for me to cum
I say your name
The only intelligible word I mutter
I tighten around you
I milk you
You shake
Give one final thrust
Trembling you collapse on top of me
Your heart pounds on my back
Just a moment I’m covered in you
Until it’s time to get up
What a way to start the day

by, abbeyyoungblood

Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom

Worst Things to Say in the Bedroom

My sister said you were great in bed.  I guess we have different standards.

Was that it?

Are you in?

How long is this going to take?  I have a date at nine.

Should I pay now or after?

Do you take credit cards?

I want a refund!

This never happens to me.

Just try to keep it down; I don’t want to wake my baby.

My husband just got home.

I’m pregnant…and it’s yours.  I can just feel it.

Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom

Funniest Things to Say in the Bedroom


I thought it would be bigger?

Is that it?

Hey Mom!

I think I’m in.

Is that your stomach?

Have we met?

How long will this take?

Stop! Stop! Stop!…I think I have a cramp!

Red light, Green light, 123

Conjunction junction.  What’s your function?

This doesn’t usually happen to me.

I think I did your Mom.

You look just like your Mom/Dad with the lights out.

I farted!

You smell.

Are you following me?



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Passion’s Flames

A touch, soft and tender.
A whisper, full of desire
A gasp of sweet surrender
As passion fuels the fire

No words spoken between them
No promises to be kept
No lies being told tonight
No looking back – no regrets

Longing to hold each other
Such precious little time
Both vowed to another
Being lonely their only crime

Tomorrow bringing sorrow
A brief moment of shame
With the memory of this one night
A release from passion’s flames


Jeffrey Carter

My Craving

My Craving


I want a taste
Please give me that touch
My mind’s a waste
I crave it too much

The days are too long
The night moves too swiftly
My balance is wrong
My head feels so empty

I want to feel that kiss
That burn and that sting
My skin, it does miss
The pain that you bring

Please rid me of thought
Of speech and of feeling
Make my body taut
With your flogger’s sweet healing

Purge me, my demons
Please cleanse my soul
Make me your leigon
My body, yours to control

Please bend and break me
With force and your power
Love me and forsake me
In your presence, I want to cower

When you’re all through
And my tears are streaming
I’ll look up at you
With thanks, for my beating

Day 30 – Readers Choice

You’ve made it through our 30 day, sex a different way everyday challenge.

Hopefully, the increased action has helped nurture your bond.  Or you just had a whole lot of sex.

We’d love to hear about any bloopers related to the 30 day challenge.  Did you fall off the bed mid-romp?  Did he fall asleep during the “15 Minute Orgasm” (Day 20)?

Either way, email us at ToyClosetNYC@gmail.com.